“Maybe they’re just jealous that he’s got a real nice tight one, with no cellulite or anything. I thought his bum cheeks looked very pert. If anybody’s offended by that they ought to go and see the doctor.”
— Plymouth coach Ian Holloway disagrees that Manchester City midfielder Joey Barton deserved a $3,700 fine from the English FA for dropping his shorts and mooning Everton fans after Man City scored its stoppage-time equalizer. (BBC)