The Seattle Sounders FC will host open tryouts in three Washington cities in November. Inevitably, the tryouts “will be filmed for a reality-based television show that will be shown in late January of 2009.” But if only the base is reality, what will the rest be? Fantasy footie on ice? Shaolin soccer from Spokane? The 39th game in Soap Lake? Once we move soccer beyond reality, the possibilities are endless.