Jake the Terrier can head a soccer ball 20 times in a row, so English second-tier club Plymouth Argyle had planned to use him for halftime entertainment — until health and safety officials nixed the idea for fear that Jake would relieve himself on the field.
His owner, Tony Slark, said the fear was unfounded:
''He's so regular, there's as much chance of him messing the pitch as of Plymouth winning the European Cup.''