Cathal Kelly outlines why David Beckham could stay in or leave Los Angeles. “Reasons To Stay: Pleasant weather; large, local supply of floppy wool hats; leaving would crush Tom Cruise. Reasons To Go: Playing on the worst team in a struggling league that’s not getting any better; would have faded entirely from the public mind if it wasn’t for those bulging underwear ads; wife wonders why she isn’t bigger than Oprah; the sun shines in Italy, too.”