“Dear david beckham, I kno u heard about my shaq vs show, anyway u will never score a goal on me, I challenge you lil man. … dnt make me tweet to 2 million people that yur scared of shaq, u betta respnd, if u scared get a dog.”

— Basketball star Shaquille O’Neal uses his Twitter account and shows off his command of the language to court David Beckham onto his reality TV show. (Goal.com)